Happy 09' you fucking nerds

The music is by Young Cash. Some guy I don't know made the video at his house cause he's probably in tv production class and trying to get nerd-laid.

It's that time of year again

Wasting free time again

if all the kids were riding these we'd be putting mountain dew on our cereal every morning and drinking slim jim slushies with our cinnamon pizza dipped in icee syrup for lunch. And the sun would be neon green with a bunch of fucking grids and triangles and shiny silver orbs floating around it. And the president would talk like this: "Yeah, brah, that Iraqthingamabob is heinous to the max, dude. I mean, like, we tried to go in there and gnarl, you know, really get radical, and we ended up gnarling so hard that we were started to burl. We need to get our gnarl back,my fellow americans."

My Billionth Hangover

Dylan

I Was So Stoked When I Found This And Yet It Took Me A Month To Put It On Here

art shit

Evidence of Fun

CrippleFight!!!

I just think these songs are neat...

that chimp does a great Ed Sullivan

Rudy Ray Moore 1927-2008

The first time I saw the movie Dolemite I was still living with my parents and I was on pain pills because I had teeth pulled. The funniest thing I remember is my mom walking in to bring me juice or some shit and Dolemite's in bed with two big breasted ladies and she goes, "what are you watching?" and I probably said something like, "Dolemite, mom. This shit's fucking awesome!"