It's that time of year again

Wasting free time again

if all the kids were riding these we'd be putting mountain dew on our cereal every morning and drinking slim jim slushies with our cinnamon pizza dipped in icee syrup for lunch. And the sun would be neon green with a bunch of fucking grids and triangles and shiny silver orbs floating around it. And the president would talk like this: "Yeah, brah, that Iraqthingamabob is heinous to the max, dude. I mean, like, we tried to go in there and gnarl, you know, really get radical, and we ended up gnarling so hard that we were started to burl. We need to get our gnarl back,my fellow americans."

My Billionth Hangover

Dylan

I Was So Stoked When I Found This And Yet It Took Me A Month To Put It On Here

art shit

Evidence of Fun

CrippleFight!!!

I just think these songs are neat...

that chimp does a great Ed Sullivan

Rudy Ray Moore 1927-2008

The first time I saw the movie Dolemite I was still living with my parents and I was on pain pills because I had teeth pulled. The funniest thing I remember is my mom walking in to bring me juice or some shit and Dolemite's in bed with two big breasted ladies and she goes, "what are you watching?" and I probably said something like, "Dolemite, mom. This shit's fucking awesome!"

Holy Shit!!

Ive Just Wasted 4 Minutes Of My Life But I Got To See A Hornet Bite Off A Bees Head And The Hundreds Of Dead And Dying Bees This Hit Home Kinda Hard Since Ive Seen Bee Movie 5 Times In One Week

King of the Hill

Im Fuckin Fed Up With This Shit

Ive Been Looking At Nasty Disturbing Shit All Day Long For Your Benefit But I Think Ill Spare You Unless You Ask Nicely But Here Is Just A Sample Of What I Found

*Now I Love The Japanese Just As Much As The Next Guy, And Ive Delt With Deadly Shoes, Weird Porn, And Nasty Bizzare Half Alive Food But This Just Crossed That Invisable Line. People Poodles Working Out With Gross Poodle-Huminoid-ish Things I Got Sick To My Stomach Watching This

The Flipside Of Harshin' Your Mellow

!!!Theme Songs!!!
Not Only Do You Get A Theme But Its Longer FUCK YEAH

1. Power Rangers


2. Dinosaucers


3. Freh Prince

* Theres Debate As To Whether Or Not This Is The Extended Version As Compared To The Netherlands And Spain And Blah Blah Blah Its Longer Thats All I Know Shit Longer Than The Long Version I Knew

4. Family Matters

Everytime I Hear This Song All I Can Think Of Is Pizza Goddamn Do I Miss TGIF I Actually Wouldnt Give A Shit Now So Whatever I Guess

scary shit monday

there's a part two to this on the youtubes.

I Dont Know About You

But I Find This Very Creepy There Is Just Something So Sensual About Lobsters And Now Theres A Baby Lobster I Know Just Know Deep Down In My Heart Theres A NAMBLA Member With This Framed On His Desk Maybe Im Overthinkin This One

Getting funked up on my day off

I heard they won,I still don't care

Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life

A series of mascots

I'm proud to announce my presidential endorsement

I wonder if she's in the CFR.

Fucking shit, It's Wednesday and there's nothing to do...

except listen to grindcore,

trick out the beard,

and not ride bikes because it's raining.

Some shit to rub in your eyes

All images courtesy of the internet. The whole fucking thing.